Superman Comes Out

Really. This cannot be happening. DC comic hero Superman has climbed out of the closet and is revealed as a bi-sexual global activist. All I can say is that Trump was right that all things woke have a penchant for tuning into sh*t.

In the new comics, Superman will be fighting the battle against climate change. So if you see a dorky guy dress in a cape seizing your lawnmower and flying away with it, you know who it is.

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Said it before, but imagine being so insecure in one’s own sexuality as to take the sexuality of a comic book character as an affront to your manhood.
Something tells me Bikki is terrified dicks are delicious

Or the simple explanation that we don’t need woke social justice types ruining everything.
That can’t be it, right? Always have to go with the homophobic angle. Clever.

Do you or Bikki watch Superman? You don’t? Then who gives a shit?

Because the left has to ruin everything. That’s why I care.

If you don’t watch it, why do you care?

Y’all spend a lot of time and energy complaining about shit that doesn’t matter.

Because kids watch Superman and this will influence their thinking.

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Superman was a wholesome, American hero, certainly not a bi-sexual. Only the left could turn a legendary fictional hero into a pervert. GSC is right. The woke comic is disgraceful and immoral, representative of what is becoming an effete society. What was a better message than “truth, justice, and the American Way.”

I do have to point out that this is the new Superman’s kid and not the current Superman. So the kid Superman is super woke and Bi, way cooler than his dad.

It would have been more believable if they did it to Batman. He’s got Robin after all :joy:

So now all bisexuals are perverts? Even fictional characters? Got it.

The tights were fabulous. :laughing:

That’s next - Batman will be portrayed as an older man who has an attraction to teenage boys. Watch. This is their androgynous plan to destroy the family.

I hear they’re making an episode where Batman will capture the Joker, hold him down and force him to get the COVID vaccine.

The vaccine turns you into a Democrat, you know.

You have it backwards. Joker used the vaccine. :grinning:

To you they are ruining everything…because, you’re not confident in your own sexuality that who a comic book character fucks is an affront to your masculinity. Seems to me, you’re just a pussy

Ha! You won’t lift a finger for school shootings, still cite the guy who claimed Sandy Hook was a hoax and attacked the parents of the murdered children. Kids throughout the country have to go through school shooting drills every 3 weeks…but, you’re REALLY worried about Superman kissing a dude.
What a pansy

LOL

This is a complete non sequitur. It has nothing to do with my point. It’s simply a distraction.

My point stands. Come back from the mania and address it.

In future Superman episodes look for the Man of Steel to be too busy buggering his boy toy to engage in much crime fighting… The main theme will be Superman becoming a worthless human. He’ll wear a vagina hat in place of his trademark cape, and march in only a jock strap in Metropolis’s Gay Day Parade. Reaching his existential nadir, Superman will sexually ravage a neighbor’s German shepherd. Warden84 will make a cameo appearance in this episode and become jealous thinking the dog was woke enough to have two lovers. The dog will be issued a summons for committing a woke diversity microaggression. The episode will end when Superperv and Warden 84 are celebrating diversity in San Francisco when all of sudden their feet disappear beneath them. They fall into a deep manhole filled with mud, but it turns not to be mud, but human excrement. The unionized sanitation workers instead of picking up the turds found everywhere on sidewalks, swept them into a convenient manhole whose amazing suction has both Superperv and Warden trapped. His face covered in excrement, Superperv cries out in anguish while Warden seemingly is enjoying the excremental environment. Up to their gills in excrement, the curtain falls on this episode.

LOL Bikki. :laughing: