Something tells me Bikki had a few dicks cross his lips and longs for those days again…we already know Michael Savage and David Horowitz were blowing Ginsburg and Ferlinghetti in the City Lights Bookstore days. Were you there too, twinkletoes?
Episode Two. This episode finds Superperv and Warden up to their necks in excrement. Amazingly Superperv’s face remains free of the stuff while Warden’s face is so brown he might conceivably be cited for cultural appropriation. One of Superperv’s paranormal abilities is his capacity to produce torrential wind from two different orifices. Superman is a great blower, but though Warden is a lesser blower, he’s still pretty good considering his constant practice toward achieving virtuosity. He also is capable of breaking wind with the best of them. For undisclosed reasons, though you may hazard a guess why, Warden has a loose rectal sphincter allowing him to expel with great force prodigious amounts of methane. Using their powers, the two blowers manage to blow their way out of the hole, much of the excrement landing back on the streets returning the streets to their normal repellant state. Rescuing themselves the two pervs considered what they would do for the rest of the day. They decided they would just have a quiet afternoon, maybe engage in some minor beastiality, and then attend an Afro-American Appreciation Day protest.for raising the $950 threshhold limit over which shoplifting becomes larceny. After all, inflation is eating into profit. Dutifully, the two say their prayers before retiring. They thank Satan for another day, and express their gratitude that Bernie did not follow in the footsteps of Harlan. As they shut their eyes, Superperv notices Warden still hasn’t washed his face. End of episode.
Clearly what Bikki does normally during the day does not provide him with enough creative outlet. 