Woke Updates

Thought I’d start a thread where we can post all of the ridiculous woke updates. There are so many news stories that sound like the Babylon Bee but are real life. Here’s the first. Cal Berkeley group banning whites from residences.

Rage Updates for Karens

This is ridiculous as well as ridiculously illegal. It should be stressed that this co-op is not affiliated with UC Berkeley in any way. They are a completely private entity.

The Beyonce one is hilarious and happened some time ago. She changed the lyrics “spazzin’ on that ass, spaz on that ass” to “blastin’ on that ass, blast on that ass.” I love it.

This kind of stuff happens sometimes. just about 20 years ago the Black Eyed Peas released “Let’s Get Retarded” and rereleased it the following year as “Let’s Get It Started.”

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@Warden84

Look at how proud he is at these updates ^^^…This is who you’re riding with. These people.

Proudly “woke” cunt

8-1 decision. Good stuff.

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Woke college ordered to pay $36 Million over smear campaign of bakery.

They claimed the bakery was racist for treatment of black shoplifters.

Justice is served here.

@djrion so angry right now…Another meltdown and more emojis on the way.

These articles don’t fit the theme of the thread.

I’ve decided to couple your WOKE updates with actual crimes by GOPers

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You are such a tool.

Grade A douche

Do you need a handkerchief? You sound woke to me…cry a little more. Why are you trying to cancel me? Did I offend you by listing actual crimes as opposed to your bullshit “wokeness” updates?

How about a fascist update daily instead? I have plenty of options…the 6 or 7 I just listed of GOPers arrested is literally just from this morning…at 0922am.

I don’t want to offend you, though. Do you want to have a feelings circle?

Nah, you are just a douche that’s trying to hijack a thread with the same news dump BS in other threads.

I got a few people to comment on my updates. Nobody reads your bs.

I just think it’s funny that you try to spam the board. No different than Stormfront, to be honest. That’s the irony. You do the same thing you hammer him for.

Just dump it all together in another thread so no one will read it there. Thanks