Apparently, there is a huge paucity of dildos in the Russian capital. Here’s an example of a recent street crime reported to the Moscow police. The story is described by military expert Andrei Martyanov whose prose in English evinces his Russian roots. Nevertheless, Andrei is a true expert on military affairs and rates the Russian Army due to new weaponry not available in the West, as being the greatest land army on earth. Hmm, I’ve heard that last description before by some well-informed source. In Ukraine, Russia is fighting with just reserve forces, not using its main army. With a third of the men at arms as Ukraine, Russia is well along to achieving its goal of disarming Ukraine and wiping Nazism off the face of the planet.
Poor 305 wrote a “piece” recently about the new Ukrainian reconquest. It was all propaganda and 305 was quick to accept the lies as truth. 305 however IMO is an excellent poster. He’s highly intelligent lad, exhibits good writing skills,knows his California wines, but unfortunately he’s too easily fooled. When 305 gets to be my age, his wisdom should land him well in range of savvy curmedgeonship, and I hope that I get some credit in fashioning his Golden years’ opinions. He will be by then be well apprised of the remarkable leadership provided by the 45th and 47th president of the United States. Read Larry Johnson’s true and acccurate descriptions of Ukraine published in the wonderful Gateway Pundit, one of the best news sources on the planet, loved by wholesome, normal behaving people. Larry will bring you up to speed.
Speculating on 305’s future epiphany, I nearly forgot about the Moscow dildo shortage. Here’s Martyanov’s description of the incident:
Blockquote I cannot wrap my brain around this robbery but, evidently, sanctions begin to bite in Russia, since a very unexpected deficit reared its ugly head (no pun intended) and I don’t know if Putin will address on 16th, during his speech to State Duma, this shortage of dildos, which forces Moscovites to go to such extreme measures. I can only guess that the picture of a dude on a pink scooter, armed with shotgun, demanding a dildo from you on, otherwise peaceful, streets of Moscow must be terrifying. I will have to force myself today to sleep trying not to visualize this horrifying crime. I can only imagine what detectives should have felt at the police station when the traumatized and dildoless victim of robbery was providing a description of a robber and what was taken away from this, I am sure, law abiding Russian citizen. What? It is not illegal to have dildos in Russia. Nor do you need concealed carry permit for walking with them. Desperate times, desperate measures, you know.
