Relationship Wisdom

Being old, I feel a sense of duty to impart parenthetical wisdom to many of you who may have problems choosing a soulmate. My best advice, that of a graduate in the hard science of chemistry, is always to rely on science even when it comes to romance. Some years ago, I stumbled on this scientific approach to evaluating prospective women with whom to establish social relationships. I find this video especially handy in separating wheat from chaff in selecting an appropriate woman for dating, perhaps even for marriage. Watch this, and you’ll be thanking old bikki for his sage advice.

Didn’t you buy some dirty legged slut an apartment so she’d hang out with you?

:rofl:

The true story was a Samaritan gesture on my part, putting a young woman through nursing school, rescuing her from a coarse environment, elevating her station in life wherein presently she has advanced to being a nurse practitioner for a noted Baldwin County cardiologist. I also paid to have her tattoos removed; I despise tatted women.

All this for a couple of blowies? You’re nuts

You don’t know what “Samaritan” means, do you?