When you make more than a Mil $ a year…your …(shall we say ?) “proclivities” …should be/can be amply satisfied… privately. Keep your private life/activities as far away from campus as you possibly can.
Forget cell-phones. Buy a satellite-phone. Stay away from staff ..no matter how nubile they look.
Married but want variety….have a pro on call. Rent a townhouse/condo or have a buddy rent it for you. Jeez..it ain’t that hard to do. Dunno..maybe these guys have a self-destructive streak?!
There’s this saying “Don’t 
where you eat.” I had never heard that phrase up until now.
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There ya go ! Dipping his wick in the student-body (heh…literally).